David Petete: "Today when I got home from work a neighbor kid was playing with a water cannon in his front yard. With little to no thought I told him I doubted he had the nerve to shoot me. I was wrong. He left me looking like my bladder had spontaneously exploded. That didn't bother me. But, as I was walking away I heard him bragging to his friends that he had just shot that old man."
A few minutes later David posted again...
David Petete: "Totally un-related to anything; but if a neighbor kid was dragged into the woods and tied to a tree, should he yell, would he make a sound?"
Maybe you have to know David to find the humor here, so if you ever get the chance... get to know him. Personally, I laughed out loud when I read this post.
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