Monday, March 19, 2012

The Resume of Jesus Christ

  Address:  Ephesians 1:20

  Phone: Romans 10:13

  Website: The Bible . Keywords: Christ, Lord,  Savior and Jesus



My  name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord!  I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the  top management position  in your heart. Please consider my  accomplishments as set forth in my resume.



  · I  founded the earth and established the heavens,  (See Proverbs 3:19)

  · I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See  Genesis 2:7)

  · I breathed into man the breath of life, (See  Genesis 2:7)

  · I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See  Galatians 3:13)

  · The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes  upon your life through me, (See Galatians  3:14)

    Occupational  Background

   · I've  only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).

  · I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient,  slothful or disrespectful.

  · My employer has nothing but rave reviews for  me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)

    Skills;  Work Experiences

· Some  of my skills and work experiences include:  empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing  the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,  healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind  and setting at liberty them that are bruised,  (See Luke 4:18).

  · I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).  People who listen to me shall dwell safely and  shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).

  · Most importantly, I have the authority,  ability and power to cleanse you of your sins,  (See I John 1:7-9)

    Educational  Background

· I  encompass the entire breadth and length of  knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

  · In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom  and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

  · My Word is so powerful; it has been described  as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto  your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

  · I can even tell you all of the secrets of your  heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

    Major  Accomplishments

  · I was  an active participant in the greatest Summit  Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26 ).

  · I laid down my life so that you may live, (See  II Corinthians 5:15 ).

  · I  defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and  made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15  ).

  · I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the  sick and raised the dead!

  · There are many more major accomplishments, too  many to mention here. You can read them on my  website, which is located at: www dot - the  BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or  computer to access my website.


  ·  Believers and followers worldwide will testify  to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance,  miracles, restoration and supernatural  guidance

    In  Summation

  Now  that you've read my resume, I'm confident that  I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths,  (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into  everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ).

When can I  start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15  ).

Send this resume to everyone you know,  you never know who may have an opening! Thanks  for your  help.

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