Thursday, March 28, 2013

Words :-)

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
 
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

     "Well, that's enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage. 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun. 

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 
TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction.
 
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favorite!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character lines.



We are ambassadors for Christ, as though God were pleading through us: we implore you on Christ's behalf, be reconciled to God. For He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him (2 Corinthians 5:20-21).

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